  
            A nice little hill, just like you'd find on a roller coaster that wasn't designed by sociopaths! Wheeee! 
              
            Then we hit the first Ultra Twist. Good lord. 
              
            Up on the rear tilting platform, there's a moment to catch your breath before the vehicle – KERCHUNK! – unceremoniously slams into the brakes... 
              
            ...and then gets dumped down and backwards into the lower set of Ultra Twists. 
              
            It's preposterous. See for yourself in the amazing PG-13-rated TPR video below: 
            
              
                
            Back in the day, Premier Rides and Togo struck a partnership of sorts and had considered building LIM-launched Ultra Twisters. Can you imagine?  
            As balls-out wild as Spaland's Ultra-Twister was, we would ride something even more berserk in a couple of days; stay tuned. 
              
            After a quick head-orifice check – no hemorrhaging or cerebrospinal fluid leakage, yay! – I joined a group that were on their way to the bobkarts, another ride you won't find anywhere in the States.             
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